A long time ago in a Bible Belt far, far away, a group of male trustees at Ostensible Christian College recently voted never to allow a woman to join their club. Ostensibly Christian education was in that time and place simply too important to be entrusted to the weaker sex. (Women were considered to be more susceptible to unsound thinking than men, because men believed as fact a fairy tale about a woman who ate an apple and consequently caused the entire cosmos to shift on its moral axis.)  A group of intergalactic archaeologists recently uncovered ancient video footage of one of the meetings of the trustees of OCC. Take a look for yourself below. The lifeforms are very advanced, given their obvious limitations.

My advice: Let it load at least halfway before you start watching it.