I was going to write a lengthy play-by-play skewering of Terry Bowland’s chapel sermon last Tuesday at Ozark Christian College, in which he argued that the imagery of Yahweh Sabaoth (which when properly translated means, He Who Creates Armies) is neglected among Christians.

I’m not going to write a long response. I just don’t have the energy this week and frankly I don’t think the sermon merits it. (Bowland spent as much time chortling at his own jokes(?) as he did making any substantive—or substantiated—claims.) But I will offer a few remarks, before referring you to some other responses that have appeared since the sermon last Tuesday.

My first response is that Bowland’s sermon was incredibly misogynistic. He stereotyped women, saying they prefer movies like The Wedding Planner to movies like Braveheart. (I happen to know a number of women who prefer Mel Gibson movies to J-Lo movies). He claimed that his sermon was primarily for men, but that the women could “listen in too.” Bowland should really be censured for this. It’s macho bullshit and it’s very offensive, not just to the women who like Mel Gibson movies, but to all the women over in Iraq and Afghanistan fighting for Terry’s “freeeeeeeeedooooommmmm” in the name of the Pax Americana. If you want to be a man, Terry, you should apologize to them.1 You should also apologize to all the ancient Neareastern war goddesses like Ishtar, Innana, Anat, Astarte and the Sun-Goddess of Arinna, among others, all from whom Yahweh Sabaoth learned a thing or two about battle savagery. These chicks stood knee deep in Israelite blood on more than one occasion—so Terry owes them an apology too.

My second response is to Terry’s claim that Christian men need a divine role model, and that role model should be a war god. Fair enough. But why Yahweh? Why not any number of ancient war gods from whom Yahweh certainly learned a thing or two on his way up? Whatever. Yahweh’s as good a choice as any, I suppose. I’m just saying, there are options.

But I am suspicious of the claim that men need such a role model. One indication of that fact is all the macho hooting and hollering that took place throughout Bowland’s hilariously transparent appeals to macho movie violence. It sounded to me like those men didn’t need their arms twisted to drool over the prospect of chopping heads off in the name of Yahweh Sabaoth. Bowland is preaching to the choir. Moreover, I find it odd that, in offering his students a biblical role model, Bowland doesn’t pay any attention to the kind of role model the Scriptures themselves offer to men:

You have heard that it was said, “You shall love your neighbour and hate your enemy.” But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be children of your Father in heaven; for he makes his sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the righteous and on the unrighteous. (Matt 5:43-45)

For to this you have been called, because Christ also suffered for you, leaving you an example, so that you should follow in his steps. ‘He committed no sin, and no deceit was found in his mouth.’ When he was abused, he did not return abuse; when he suffered, he did not threaten; but he entrusted himself to the one who judges justly. He himself bore our sins in his body on the cross, so that, free from sins, we might live for righteousness. (1 Pet 2:21-24)

Let the same mind be in you that was in Christ Jesus, who, though he was in the form of God, did not regard equality with God as something to be exploited, but emptied himself, taking the form of a slave, being born in human likeness. And being found in human form, he humbled himself and became obedient to the point of death—even death on a cross. (Phil 2:5-8)

Do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your minds, so that you may discern what is the will of God—what is good and acceptable and perfect. . . . Do not repay anyone evil for evil, but take thought for what is noble in the sight of all. If it is possible, so far as it depends on you, live peaceably with all. Beloved, never avenge yourselves, but leave room for the wrath of God; for it is written, ‘Vengeance is mine, I will repay, says the Lord.’ No, ‘if your enemies are hungry, feed them; if they are thirsty, give them something to drink; for by doing this you will heap burning coals on their heads.’ Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.  (Romans 12:2, 17-21)

I’m just sayin’. If you’re going to offer a scriptural role model, why not offer the role model Scripture itself offers. Just a suggestion.

Moreover, could Bowland’s sexual insecurity be any more transparent? I think it’s suggestive that his favorite movies all involve muscular men who run around with their shirts off and flash their anuses from under their kilts. Anal exposure, oily man-chests, and violence. (Not making any accusations. Just sayin’.)

But seriously, my third response is that Terry’s sermon was just really immature, and irresponsible. Aside from all this hootin’ and hollerin’, his investment in this macho image is a real live issue—from his Harley Davidson to his intense commitment to his physical prowess, what exactly is he trying to prove? More significantly, his heroes are the pagan King Leonidas and a pagan warrior Maximus. He revels in the Spartan warriors who are trained to love nothing but the glory of violence from a young age. Terry even quotes Maximus giving his allegiance to a Roman emperor, something Christians in that period were being killed for refusing to do. Terry thinks this is “real manhood.” I suppose men like Martin Luther King, Gandhi, Daniel Berrigan—all of whom were arrested on more than one occasion, two of whom were killed—they’re not courageous. They’re pussies. MLK should have joined the Black Panthers. Gandhi should have started the Taliban. Daniel Berrigan should have used illegal violence, rather than protesting illegal violence.

His gleeful commendation of that machismo nonsense propagated by the likes of John Eldridge is frankly juvenile. First of all, and not to trash talk Mr. Rogers (who was a great man and a fine Christian), but to lump Mother Teresa in beside Mr. Rogers as if Mother Teresa was all about “being nice” is just insane, besides being utterly ignorant and/or prejudiced. Mother Teresa was a woman of immense courage (more in her little toe than Bowland has with his Harley Davidson persona and his Mr. Universe physique combined). Not only did she devote her entire life to following the example of the role model Yahweh Sabaoth sent to teach Terry Bowland a thing or two, she spoke out against injustice on platforms Terry Bowland couldn’t even dream of vacuuming. She was a real human being who devoted her life to caring for those who suffer, in an environment that was hostile to her work, in obedience to the command of her Lord of Hosts. Bowland is a Bible College professor tucked away in the safety and security of the Bible Belt. Give me a break. If Bowland honestly believes Rambo is more like Jesus than Mother Teresa, he’s got a very intense “depart from me, I never knew you” coming to him! Bowland should be censured for preaching a false gospel, and for maligning the character of a true saint and disciple of Jesus. Who at OCC has the courage to censure him—to call him out, in public, for the coward he is?

(I should also add that all of Terry Bowland’s favorite movies are Rated R, and 300 in particular has strong sex, and an orgy scene, not to mention gratuitous violence. Unless the rules have changed officially, I was under the impression professors and students weren’t supposed to watch R Rated movies. Even if it’s not really enforced, is it OK now for a professor to proclaim from the pulpit that a movie with a sex orgy is one of his favorites?)

My fourth response is that Bowland’s sermon was jingoistic, and therefore, idolatrous. Before Bowland began his sermon, he played a clip from the Mel Gibson movie We Were Soldiers. For the women who are reading this, since you obviously haven’t seen this movie, here is what Mel Gibson’s character says in the clip:

Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: Look around you. In the 7th cavalry, we’ve got a captain from the Ukraine; another from Puerto Rico. We’ve got Japanese, Chinese, Blacks, Hispanics, Cherokee Indians. Jews and Gentiles. All Americans. Now here in the states, some of you in this unit may have experienced discrimination because of race or creed. But for you and me now, all that is gone. We’re moving into the valley of the shadow of death, where you will watch the back of the man next to you, as he will watch yours. And you won’t care what color he is, or by what name he calls God. They say we’re leaving home. We’re going to what home was always supposed to be. Now let us understand the situation. We are going into battle against a tough and determined enemy.

I can’t promise you that I will bring you all home alive. But this I swear, before you and before Almighty God, that when we go into battle, I will be the first to set foot on the field, and I will be the last to step off, and I will leave no one behind. Dead or alive, we will all come home together. So help me, God.

Here in this clip (Bowland evidently can’t see it), language that describes the church in the New Testament is ascribed to the United States of America. The church is the true location in which Jew and Gentile—all tongues and nations—are united. The U.S. has usurped the church’s place. This is the gospel of U.S. imperialism. The United States unites and the wars of the United States bring peace. It is no longer “Yahweh, my Shepherd” who carries us through the valley of the shadow of death, but the watchful eye of the soldier next to you. Bowland can’t see it—he can’t see the idolatry—because to him it’s not idolatry. This is Bowland’s religion. To him, the gospel of Jesus Christ isn’t political: it’s spiritual. It’s all about saving souls. For politics, Bowland believes in the gospel of the United States.

And in case you think I’m being unfair–that Bowland didn’t want to endorse the whole movie, but just wanted to use that clip to introduce the sermon, I’ll quote Bowland himself: “I wish we could spend the rest of the sermon watching that movie because that would pretty much sum it up.”

If he had showed the whole movie, we would also have seen this scene–very pietistic–in which Mel Gibson’s character and a young soldier are praying in a chapel:

Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: Our Father in Heaven, before we go into battle, every soldier among us will approach you each in his own way. Our enemies too, according to their own understanding, will ask for protection and for victory. And so, we bow before your infinite wisdom. We offer our prayers as best we can. I pray you watch over the young Jack Geoghegan. That I lead into battle. You use me as your instrument in this awful hell of war to watch over them. Especially if they’re men like this one beside me, deserving of a future in your blessing and goodwill. Amen.

2nd Lieutenant Jack Geoghegan: Amen.

Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: Oh, yes, and one more thing, dear Lord, about our enemies. Ignore their heathen prayers and help us blow those little bastards straight to Hell. Amen.

Amen. Preach it, Brother Bowland! I guess that about sums it up.

Bowland says biblical nonviolence doesn’t convince him. Fine. So, I would assume then that Bowland would claim to be a just-war theorist. If I’m wrong in that assumption, I’m happy to be corrected. Assuming that Bowland is a just-war theorist, I find it incredibly telling that Bowland tacitly assumes the righteousness of the U.S. wars without even a single attempt to apply the criteria of actual Just War Theory to the U.S. wars, to see if they can be justified or not. (Perhaps this is because Bowland doesn’t know what those criteria are. I’ll be happy to tell him, if that’s the case.) To so many North Americans, and to so many North American Christians, “just-war theory” just means that whatever war our side happens to be fighting is justified. Now, granted, Bowland didn’t say anything explicit in favor of any U.S. wars. But at the very least, he showed a clip from a Vietnam War movie—one of the most unjust, illegal and immoral wars in U.S. history, perpetrated by a vast web of lies by corrupt politicians in the name of the U.S. gospel of the free-market against the demonic forces of Communism. Bowland is completely irresponsible if he thinks he can show clips like that, then associate Christian pacifists with Communists by calling them “pinko-commie-liberal-pacifists” (“just kidding…” [chortle] “just kidding…” [chortle] “just kidding…” [chortle] “sort of”). He actually applies this epithet to a group of the most conservative Bible translators Bible translation has ever known! That’s just because he’s ignorant. But he’s also grossly irresponsible for propagating this kind of nonsense from the gospel pulpit, and he should be censured for it. I doubt he will be, of course.

Then, as if we hadn’t had enough macho bullshit and prejudiced disregard for the reasonable convictions of other believers, after acknowledging that he has great friends who are pacifists (a moment of almost something like humility, or at least respect for others), he follows that admission immediately by a picture of Jesus armed with a fully-automatic assault rifle and the words “GOD IS NOT A PACIFIST!” To thunderous applause, of course. (Bowland is clearly a prophet. You can tell because the vast majority of God’s people already agree with his message and love him for preaching it.)

I suppose Bowland doesn’t realize that the blood in which Jesus’ gown is dipped in the book of Revelation is not the blood of his enemies, but his own.

My fifth response to Bowland is that his gospel is dualistic. It isn’t the gospel of Jesus Christ, who came preaching good news to the poor, liberty to those in debtor’s prison, etc. Bowland’s gospel is almost completely devoid of any historical understanding of Jesus whatsoever. Bowland’s gospel is all about saving souls—a mission he attempts to twist our arms into undertaking by means of some of the most horrifyingly manipulative and disgusting “pathos” I have ever heard:

If our enemy had his way, he would see every man in this assembly emasculated, humiliated. If our enemy had his way, he would see every woman here raped, beaten and sold into slavery. If our enemy had his way, he would have every child sodomized, brutalized, violated again, and again, and again.

If Bowland has not already been censured for this god-awful language, he ought to be, and severely.

DIGRESSION: Of course, Satan is NEVER depicted as seeking to do these kinds of things to God’s people in the Bible. Rather, it is Yahweh himself who perpetrates this sort of disgusting brutality upon his people (e.g, Lev 26:27-29; Hosea 13:16; Jer 5:15-17; among many others). Just sayin’. DIGRESSION CONCLUDED.

But to Bowland, Yahweh seems only to be concerned with justice “on that final day.” Bowland shows several pictures of poverty, meant to inspire pathos. Little does he realize that most of the pictures he shows depict poverty that is the result of the wars he loves to drool over. But Bowland’s appeal to pathos is undermined by the fact that, to him, their needs will all be met “on that final day.” Not now. No wonder Bowland doesn’t like the “Mother Teresa Jesus.” Mother Teresa thought they were supposed to be fed now. How wrong she was! Bowland’s refrain is “on that final day.”

He asks, “Are you prepared to go into all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, Son and the Holy Spirit, teaching them to obey everything Jesus has commanded us [except the command to love your enemies, the command for the rich to sell all they have and give to the poor]? Sir, yes sir!” In the end, Bowland’s gospel is all about making converts now—spiritual salvation. Justice will be taken care of later, “on that final day.” Mother Teresa wasted her life, and apparently Jesus was crucified by Rome because he proclaimed an otherworldly, spiritual salvation that was not in the slightest bit threatening to Roman domination.

My final response is to ask why, after all that jingoistic, violence-loving, macho crap he called a “gospel message,” Bowland doesn’t realize that his portrait of Yahweh Sabaoth’s victory is completely and utterly nonviolent? Finally, in the end, Terry Bowland was right. Bowland tells us that Yahweh Sabaoth comes onto the battlefield in Jesus of Nazareth and that “in his passion, death and resurrection, the battle was won!”

Oops! Talk about scoring a point for the other team. Just sayin’.

Since Ozark Christian College is purportedly a school in the tradition of Alexander Campbell and Barton Stone (both stanch pacifists) I’ll leave now with some remarks from Alexander Campbell himself. What would Campbell say to his spiritual children? Find out below:

The times are full of corruption, and the church is contaminated with the times. We all need to be reminded in tones of tenderness, coming from the world-rending agonies of the cross, that we, people of the living God are not of the world. [Millennial Harbinger (1864), 4.]

And stranger still, see that Christian general, with his ten thousand soldiers, and his chaplain at his elbow, preaching, as he says, the gospel of goodwill among men; and hear him exhort his general and his Christian warriors to go forth with the Bible in one hand and the sword in the other, to fight the battles of God and their country; praying that the Lord would cause them to fight valiantly, and render their efforts successful in making as many widows and orphans as will afford sufficient opportunity for others to manifest the purity of their religion by taking care of them. . . . Now from these [types of Christians] turn away. [Christian Baptist I (Bethany, VA: 1823), 17-18.]

Neither are the statutes and laws of the Christian kingdom to be sought for in the Jewish scripture, not antecedent to the day of Pentecost; except so far as our Lord himself, during his life-time, propounded the doctrine of his reign. [The Christian System (Cincinnati: Standard, n.d.), 133.]

Campbell, referring to theological treatises written by men wishing to legitimate Christian participation in warfare by appeal to the Old Testament, wrote that such “volumes to this effect only convince me of the ignorance of some and the hypocrisy of others, from whose reputation for candor, intelligence and piety we might have expected better things.” Millennial Harbinger (1846), 640.

We can justify many of the Old Testament wars on as good and relevant grounds as we justify polygamy, divorce and certain forms of slavery, because there was no separate and spiritual community erected on earth from Adam to the last Pentecost. [Millennial Harbinger (1846), 640.]

Campbell cited the Old Testament (Isa. 2:2-4; Micah 4:3-4) to show that Christians now live in the messianic age of peace in which the weapons of war have been refashioned into instruments of peace. Millennial Harbinger (1848), 375, 383.

Campbell protested against the abuse of the pulpit, which takes place as ministers promote the cause of their nation in war. He held that glorifying war heroes, offering prayers for victory against enemies and perpetrating the myth of the righteousness of one’s own nation ended up ‘desecrating the religion of the Prince of Peace by causing [the church] to minister as a handmaid of war.’ Whenever the church lifts its voice to sanction and support a war, the saving and unifying message of the gospel is discredited. Campbell deplored the practice of elevating military heroes to a stature comparable to saints and of speaking of those who fall in battle as if they are martyrs. All such exercises align Christians in one nation with their compatriots to the exclusion of others. Instead of being an instrument of God to break down the walls of hostility between peoples, Campbell contended that too frequently the church builds the walls higher. [Craig M. Watts, Disciple of Peace: Alexander Campbell on Pacifism, Violence and the State (Indianapolis: Doulos Christou, 2005), 34. Campbell citation from Millennial Harbinger (1848), 360ff.]

War and Christianity are Antipodal. [Millennial Harbinger (1850), 523.]

Campbell believed that bravery, valor and patriotism were, in his words, “pagan virtues” that ran counter to the universalizing thrust of the Gospel.

See also the good response by OCC professor Mark Moore and the excellent comments by OCC professors Tom Lawson and Shane Wood on that same post.

Here is Bowland’s sermon. There’s some stuff missing from the beginning—a lot (but not all) of the misogynistic remarks. And his references to the movie 300. And the playing of the clip from We Were Soldiers.

  1. Of course, this misogynism is encouraged by the OCC trustees. [BACK]